This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
You're so nebulous sometimes
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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