I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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