You work out of a Hotel?
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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