what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
A+ Viking dick
I just walked into my kitchen and my little brother is standing with his face two inches from the clock, staring at it, and eating an apple. I asked wtf he was doing and he just goes "the hour hand is moving VERY slowly".
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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