Funniest shit happened at the grocery store. This kid kept asking his mom for candy over and over and she told him 'daddy said no' and he screamed 'he isn't my dad' so loud everyone in the store was silent it was awesome.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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