Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
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