So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
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