i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
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