She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
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