Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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