i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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