I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
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In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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