Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
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and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
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Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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