But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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