I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
