Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
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