when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
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Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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