Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
