he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just had sex on a roof
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Pooping to opera.
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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