Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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