So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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