We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
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i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
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Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
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I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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