Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
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hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
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I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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