nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
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Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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