Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Say something about gay babies.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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