i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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