My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
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