I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
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He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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