haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
id be glad to
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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