: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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