Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
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i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
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