It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
Randomize
