I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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