New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I don't want my vagina anymore.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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