i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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