So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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