I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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