i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I just found puke in my bra..
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
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i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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