When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
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