Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
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I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
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It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
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