Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
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