Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
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So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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