Capitaan dildo arrescate!
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
Jamie's fucking a senior citizen and I'm eating chips and salsa in the shower at 2am, so whatever you're doing it can't be worse.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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