what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
A German guy asked me to take a bath with him. I can't tell if he's just an eccentric European or a run of the mill creep.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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