You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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