Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am in a vortex of obligation.
Oh fyi, I gave your card to a homeless guy last night and told him you were the world's hottest blonde girl who only likes black men...Sorry
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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