she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
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seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
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He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
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