shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
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We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
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Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
where are my eyebrows?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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