Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
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I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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