I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
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So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
Someone put a huge skyy vodka bottle in our washing machine. My roommate didn't see it and ran it. The washing machine split in two. #life
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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