yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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