quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
You know you're sufficiently drunk when the 411 dude just says, "Fuck it! I'll Google that shit for you, what movie do you want to see?" and proceeds to give you showtimes for 3 different theatres.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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