i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
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I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
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the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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