i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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